accusors:

adding dude to the beginning of any sentence can make it sound so much more dramatic than it really is

(Source: dukh, via trust)

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via blastortoise)

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

virginitity:

how i seduce men

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(via mortygras)

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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(via circumcising)

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